Randomization

My name, like many other things, starts with a "K". I have no friends; I have no clothes; I sleep with a hippo; I live with 2 cats and a chef. Reblog my selfies.

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon, via intensional)

dinogirl94:

americandreambarbie:

dewgongo:

lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone

britney spears could do it when she was 17 

britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this

(via henthark)

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

(via daddyfuckedme)

vinebox:

Disrespectful

(via whimmy-bam)

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via 0utbox)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(via 0utbox)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via lubricates)

agirlnamedally:

*leans off the bed to reach laptop charger*

parkour

(via partyintheussr)

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim, via partyintheussr)

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