Randomization

My name, like many other things, starts with a "K". I have no friends; I have no clothes; I sleep with a hippo; I live with 2 cats and a chef. Reblog my selfies.

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via takemeback-)

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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(via heart)

laugh-addict:

When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

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(Source: tonyfromstatefarm, via ace)

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