Randomization

My name, like many other things, starts with a "K". I have no friends; I have no clothes; I sleep with a hippo; I live with 2 cats and a chef. Reblog my selfies.

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf, via donnacabonna)

bagmilk:

when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble

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(via laugh-addict)

Hey remember when you wanted hair like the girls on Lizzie McGuire more than anything?

(Source: soherestohoping, via sweetpuririn)

vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

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(via sweetpuririn)

officialbeyonceknowles:

I get second hand embarrassment for white girls that use the word nigga in context to sound “hard”

(via booty-me-down-to-china-town)

neighborhoodfreakk:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

(via whorville)

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