Randomization

My name, like many other things, starts with a "K". I have no friends; I have no clothes; I sleep with a hippo; I live with 2 cats and a chef. Reblog my selfies.

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It’s always better to look back and think ‘Oh well’ rather than ‘What if?’

othertonguesotherflesh:

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

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britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:

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I actually love this
It’s so comforting

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Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.

Sappho  (via sne)

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What cannot be said will be wept.

questionall:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

This is very true.

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