Randomization

My name, like many other things, starts with a "K". I have no friends; I have no clothes; I sleep with a hippo; I live with 2 cats and a chef. Reblog my selfies.

Nayyirah Waheed (via awakenedvibrations)

(Source: noianegre, via takemeback-)

Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind.

tyleroakley:

READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

(Source: mellarkish, via thehilariousblog)

tonistarkofwinterfell:

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

(via manda)

erectrode:

can i get a one way ticket to being attractive please

(via pizza)

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via fake-mermaid)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via thehilariousblog)

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