Randomization

My name, like many other things, starts with a "K". I have no friends; I have no clothes; I sleep with a hippo; I live with 2 cats and a chef. Reblog my selfies.

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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(via heart)

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via breakfast-with-satan)

inkyblacknight:

i will never not reblog this post

(Source: ninadobrevs, via 10knotes)

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(via pizza)

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

(via pizza)

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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(via pizza)

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

(via deannamarie1990)

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via intensional)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via cumfort)

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